forever creeping luminescence

Chapter Two - The Seven of Spades

My name’s Basil Ashbore. I hope you’ve heard good things about me.

As my van clattered down the gravel stones of Route 13, I woke up to the familiar sounds of bickering from the cabin.

“I told you, we passed it five minutes ago,” said the copilot in the passenger seat. That was Aura, the more serious of my… well, calling them ‘underlings’ would be too rude, but calling them ‘employees’ feels too formal. Let’s call them accomplices!

“Okay, okay, I’m turning around!” cried the other. Ah, Bora, my beloved protege. He still had much to learn, but it amuses me when I catch hints of my tone in his voice. I felt the van veer one way, then skid sharply the other way. My pillow slid out from under my head. Was Aura’s driving style rubbing off on him, too? I asked him to take the job so I could actually sleep on the way...

I managed to nap for no more than ten more minutes before the van slid to a halt.

“Hey, Basil, we’re here!” Bora called. I kept my eyes closed, since I wanted a few more minutes of rest. I had only begun to get comfortable again, even if I had to rest my head on my hands. I hated being awoken that way.

“That won’t work, Bora,” Aura admonished. I could hear a loud sigh. “Yuki!” she shouted, and I bolted upright in terror before she could make another move. Yuki was the name of one of her Pokémon; in this case, a Froslass.

Yuki was the kind of Pokémon that could scare a ghost to death. I don’t even want to describe how scary it is being woken up by her, but I can’t help but admire Aura’s willingness to choose the most effective option.

“I’mawakeI’mawake!!” I screamed, which prompted a chuckle from Bora and a second sigh from Aura. I bolted out of the van in such a hurry that I nearly hit my head on the ceiling and then almost wiped out trying to open the door and climb through it at the same time. Once the blood returned to my face, Aura was the first one to speak.

“What’s next?” she asked. Direct as usual. I was a bit offended at how she didn’t even acknowledge how much Yuki scared me. But again, I had to respect it. She’s nothing if not dedicated to our work.

I hadn’t planned their next moves at all. If I’m being honest, they didn’t even need to come here. It would’ve been easy to have Aer, my trusty Aerodactyl, fly me instead; in fact, easier than getting a ride, given how far Citrine Town hides behind the trees lining the route. But there’s no fun in that. I racked my brain trying to remember what this town way out in the boondocks had to offer without them following me. The league challenge seemed like the only reason to visit the town.

“Maybe you two can see what kind of Pokémon there are in the Citrine Woods? Or the lake north of town? I’ve heard it has a strong Shellder population,” I proposed. Bora’s been talking for months now about wanting to train a Cloyster. “A vacation on company dime?”

“Aww, we can’t come see the gym?” Bora complained with a downtrodden frown. I was disappointed that my plan to distract him didn’t work, and I couldn’t help but try to comfort him a little bit, especially because I could feel the chills down my spine from Aura’s glare. I tried to see if she was brandishing a Poke Ball…

Those two would stick out like a sore thumb, though. If a pair of near-identical twins wasn’t unusual enough, their hairstyles were mirror images of each other’s, with Aura’s having a tassel on the left and Bora’s on the right. Their suits were perfect matches, too, with the breast of the jackets curving in the opposite directions of their tassels.

“I’d love to invite you,” I admitted as I reached for my messenger bag, “but I think if me, you, and Aura all visited Makia, it’s gonna look suspicious. I mean, then the whole thing looks organized. Which it is, I guess! But it needs to be a little subtle.”

Oh, right, I haven’t had a chance to talk about Makia yet! He’s the most entertaining person I know. His ego is about as volatile as it gets. All it takes is one small poke, and kaboom! You get the most amusing strings of insults and frustrated flailing. Conveniently for me, he’s actually the target of my current mission. Isn’t fate a wonderful thing? Sometimes I wonder if I could be any more lucky. I’m getting paid to keep my rival busy!

My reminiscing was soon interrupted. “Fine… but I want more Poke Balls,” I heard Bora demand, and I slung my bag over my right shoulder. Okay, maybe mentioning Shellder worked. I tried to hold back a sigh of relief, knowing that Aura would use the threat of Yuki even more in the future if I seemed too weak to it.

“Is ten enough?” I asked, grinning and tipping the bag back into the van. An array of balls landed with soft thuds on my makeshift bed. They were all sorts of colors – a big perk of knowing the owner of this land’s biggest manufacturer of trainer gear. Potions, balls, even Rare Candies sometimes were all free of charge!

“Oh, plenty!” I was thankful as Bora seemed to accept that answer with a grin and Aura stood down.

“Alright, see ya then!” I said, giving a wave that was probably too exaggerated. As I approached the town’s gate, I heard the twins one last time.

“Your turn to drive, Aura!” were the last words I could make out as I leapt down the switchbacks of the town’s entrance. I wondered if Bora knew what asking that would mean for him.

As I arrived in the town proper, I knew I was right on time. Noah Lampert, the town’s gym leader, gave priority to rematches, then training sessions, and saved his new challengers until the last hours of the day, with his students serving to stall if need be. The current time, according to my PDA, was about 3 in the afternoon. The gym closed at 5:00, meaning that if Makia were in his usual hurry, he would be starting his match in the coming minutes. And even if he weren’t, I’d just go enjoy a night on the lake, since I knew Noah was his next target.

I didn’t like small towns like this, anyway. I’m sure the people here were happy enough – why else would they choose to stay here? - but it wasn’t the lifestyle for me. At a certain point, you have to wonder what the point is. The amount of craftsmanship that went into their wood-trimmed waterways and sturdy brick houses seemed wasted on a town with nothing to its name but a gym and a lake. And the gym had no reason to be here, anyway. Noah was a Psychic-type specialist, yet you’d be hard pressed to find even an Abra anywhere near this town. Maybe it was a showoff’s prank. After all, the town was surrounded by forests crawling with Bug-type Pokemon, which would struggle against almost any other choice of type. Noah was known to be a little theatrical sometimes, so it only made sense.

I couldn’t help but scoff at some of the buildings I saw. The town had a Poke Mart, but it shared a building with the Pokemon Center. Of course, I doubt anyone here felt the need to shop much. Still, it’s a bit tacky, if you ask me. There was also an inn, which at least served more of a purpose than the Poke Mart. Noah was notorious for roping trainers into rematches, which also forced them to wait an entire week, and given how far away from the rest of the world this place is, it wouldn’t make much sense to leave and come back. It must be a classic small-town racket. If there was one thing the town was missing, though, it was a museum. At least there was an antique shop, which could’ve been interesting, given the history of Citrine Lake.

In fact, I still thought about the lake as I wandered around the town. There were rumors that it had the occasional Dratini, which I would leap at the chance to catch. The town was founded about seventy years ago midway through Route 17. The northern end of the route was a trading post in the foothills of the Cuarz Mountains, known for their population of Dragon-type Pokemon. I would know, of course, having spent many summers camping there. Trainers traveling the route who couldn’t handle such a Pokemon would often release them into this very lake, as the current site of Citrine Town was the route’s main rest stop. The southern section of the route was harsh, so many trainers--

My thoughts were interrupted as I spotted the sign for the gym. I was just a few feet from the entrance, meaning that were Makia to leave now, he would see me that instant. That wouldn’t do! The element of surprise is key when you’re dealing with Makia. If you give him a chance to get away, he’ll leap for it. I took a few steps back, then glanced around. Across the street from the gym, there was a small fenced-in patio attached to a tiny cafe, and as a bonus, it was obscured by shrubs.

I doubled back around to the building’s entrance. I was a little bit hungry, anyway, after that brutally long ride. A bell chimed as I opened the door, and the scent of freshly baked bread overwhelmed my senses. My stomach started to rumble. For being a place in the middle of nowhere, the food sure smelled good - I suppose because Noah spends almost his entire salary trying to keep the town alive.

I stared up at the menu for a while. It was easy to decide what I wanted. But I also needed to make sure I got something for Aura and Bora later. I guess the clerk noticed my confusion, as he asked me, “Would you like a recommendation, sir?”

“For myself, I’d like a croissant with Mago Berry jam. But I’m visiting two of my friends later, and they love icy things.”

“Icy things…” he said, looking lost in thought for a moment. “Well, you could make them an iced tea with Aspear Berries? I don’t think there’s anything more cold and refreshing than that. I think it’s best fresh, so I could sell you the tea bags?” he proposed.

Cold and refreshing sounded perfect to me. “Okay, I think I’ll have two bags for them, one of those teas for myself, and my croissant.” Before I even had time to think about the cost, he replied.

“That’ll be 280 Pokedollars.”

280? Only 280? I looked at my bill with wide, incredulous eyes. It was fifty each for the tea bags, and 180 for my food. That was ridiculous. I couldn’t abide by that. I placed 1,000 Pokedollars on the counter, and before he could question it, I retreated to the patio. “Keep the change,” I shouted, taking a seat with a perfect vantage point for the gym. The clerk looked… less happy than I’d hoped. But he’d get over it eventually, I was sure.

I drew my PDA from my pocket and idly nibbled the croissant. Let’s see what I had… two unread messages from Bora, a couple notifications about League results, and entirely too many replies to my thread on the Flying Fanatics forum, dedicated to the type of the same name. I supposed I should see what Bora had to say first.

“we made it to the lake!!” was what his first message said. The second was a selfie in which somehow he, Aura, and the lake itself were all out of focus. It was almost impressive. I tried to zoom in to see if I could make out much more. There were a couple blue blobs in the background, which I hoped were their Glaceons playing together. The thought warmed the heart, as ironic as that sounded. I expected that they’d enjoy the mild climate here, even if they’d rather be in the mountains. I’m sure it was much better than the southern end of the route, which was home to a seaside resort.

I dipped a piece of my croissant in the jam. My next bite was less sweet than I expected, but it was a welcome surprise. Most chefs don’t understand it, but sweetening the already sweet Mago Berries washes out their more subtle flavors – the hint of a slight tart bite, or the fresh floral notes. If I were of the opinion that they needed to be sweeter, I would pair them sliced with powdered sugar. I was a little annoyed that Noah was wasting a chef of this caliber’s career on gym challengers who couldn’t begin to appreciate such a thing.

After a couple bites of the croissant, I popped open the lid of my tea.The comforting autumn breeze suddenly sent chills down my spine. The fresh air of the cafe’s patio had a pleasant scent of flowers, the tea’s scent was almost medically chilly, even just sitting on my table. I was a little frightened, in all honesty, so I took a tiny, cautious sip. It almost felt like drinking an ice cream shake. I couldn’t help but give Noah credit – if this cafe was his idea, he was doing a great job with it.

Finally, after a longer wait that I expected, I spotted Makia leaving the gym. Oh, boy, did he look like he was in an even worse mood than usual. I crammed the last bit of my pastry into my mouth, then made a beeline for my target, though I took care to stay behind him until I was close enough to strike.

Once I was too close for him to escape, I called, “Heeeey, Mothman! Long time no see!” I could practically hear him slam his fists shut with rage. He started to walk faster, but I was an expert at this by now. I placed myself to his side, just barely in front of him, but too close for him to simply walk around me. Then, just to annoy him that extra little bit, I slowed down just enough to affect his pace. It’s the little touches that separate professionals from masters.

“Shut up. Don’t disgrace my day with your presence,” he growled back, as he tried to force me out of his way with his shoulder. I wasn’t expecting such aggression! I spun and stumbled back a little, and it took a few quick steps before I was back in front of him.

“Whoa, what’s got you feeling so hostile?” I asked, even though I figured the answer was obvious. “I just wanted some advice for the gym!” He shot a quick glare at me before making a show of looking at the path ahead, as though I wasn’t there. That’s when it caught my eye – the badge on his hat. It was the Unison Badge, a glittering musical note in light blue. Makia was a showoff. The moment he defeated a gym leader, he would pin their badge to his hat. Noah’s was the Perception Badge, and if Makia wasn’t wearing it…

I found his weak point.

“Oh, I see the problem~,” I said as I poked the at his Unison Badge. Even I underestimated how poorly he would take it. I saw his right shoulder drop, and in a split second I leapt backward.

“Don’t touch me!” Makia screamed. A left hook followed that could’ve taken my head off, had it connected. I barely had a moment to enjoy my victory before I had to dodge another punch. I had no choice but to run at this point. I mean, if he got arrested for this, I’d accomplish my mission, but I didn’t want to learn how those punches would feel.

“Hey, hey, when did you get so strong, Mothman?” I shouted. It was a serious question, too. He was always so scrawny. Even with my headstart, his footsteps kept getting louder and louder. I could feel myself about to tumble over if I ran any faster, but for the sake of my survival, I had to keep going. The sounds of my footsteps were like explosions in my ears. Then, I heard Makia’s footsteps vanish. I spun around, and the sight of Makia leaping in the air with his left fist cocked back greeted me.

If this was the end, at least I died doing what I loved…

A Pokemon’s loud cry came from nowhere. “WOBBUFFET!!!”

There was a flash of light and a horrible crash as I stumbled to the ground. What remained of my refreshing tea went flying through the air, and the cup went bouncing along the path before landing with a plop in a drainage channel. I wasn’t able to make out any of what else happened, but as I recovered, I saw Makia lying on the ground a surprising distance away, and Wobbuffet stood there with a goofy smile. Ah, so he must have used Counter, I thought. Maybe that punch really would’ve ended my life…

I wondered if Makia was still conscious as I lay on the ground. I just tripped, but I could still feel the sting of my scraped hands after stumbling into the gravel. I could only imagine how much worse Makia had it. Served him right, though.

I heard a man run out of the gym. “Sorry, sorry!!” he yelled, and I recognized the voice in a split second. It was Noah Lampert himself, iconic pink hair and all. He ran over to me in such a hurry that clouds of dust flew up behind him. “Are you okay?” he asked, offering a hand which I gladly took.

“I think so, what about him?” I asked as I stood, glancing over to Makia. I had to look away, though, thanks to a glare that could kill a weaker person. Noah seemed happy with my answer, though, exactly as I hoped.

“Oh, good point!” he said, sprinting to the other trainer’s left side. “Are you okay, Makia?” he asked. It impressed me that he seemed to remember Makia was left-handed; there were always rumors that he was the League’s most observant trainer, able to remember every single challenger he faced, but seeing it in action was a whole different thing.

I heard Makia mumble something to the effect of “shut up” before rolling onto his side, turned away from both Noah and I. The gym leader’s expression was somewhere between distraught and exasperated as he came back towards me.

“I’m so sorry about that,” he reiterated as he rubbed the back of his head. Wobbuffet mirrored his motions, staring down at the ground. “

“Oh, it’s alright. I don’t really know what set him off,” I lied. “I was hoping he had some advice for your gym challenge, actually.” I’m not especially interested in the league, but it was a convenient excuse to tail Makia. It just so ‘happened’ that I planned to challenge the same gyms as him, even if it meant skipping a couple of the more boring ones. Not that any of them were much of a challenge for a trainer as experienced as me.

“Oh, the gym challenge?” Noah’s eyes lit up. “Of course! I usually save those for the afternoon, but if you wanted to come in the morning, we can do yours early, since…” he trailed off, looking unsure of how to express his thoughts.

“It’s fine, I can wait! I wanted to visit the lake, anyway!” I said, waving to Noah before the conversation could drag on any longer. In all honesty, I wasn’t here for the gym challenge, but as I thought about it, I realized it was the perfect way to rub salt in Makia’s wounds. I could only imagine his reaction if I got the Perception Badge before him. I’d be able to hold it over him forever.

I savored the thought as I left, though there was one thing I overheard that made my ears perk up.

“Makia…” said Noah in a disappointed tone, “when you’re ready, I think we need to talk a little bit about your rematch.”

I could sleep well that night, knowing I completely ruined my rival’s day.